me:
let me take a quick picture of myself i bet i look cute
300 attempts later
me:
me:
do you like percy jackson?
person:
no, it's a stupid movie for child
me:
person:
me:
person:
me:
person:
policeman:
what happened?
me:
she stumbled and fell on my knife
me:
she stumbled and fell on my knife ten times